TNB About Us & FAQs

About Us

Who?!

This brand is our own spin off effort from the Trash Interiors Range, lovingly known as Trash N Bones. We specialise in custom made & designed alternative t-shirts for men, women, children, animals, in fact anything you can fit an item of clothing on to, that includes your Grandma’s large knickers!

What?!

Presenting an alternative clothing brand with a certain 'boney' appeal, created by a UK Designer through inspiration of life in South Africa & her own strange obsession with all things slightly satanic! So if skulls, obscenities & general weirdness aren't your bag, then avert your delicate little eyes away now! We provide a selection of our favored tee designs for you to choose from & purchase, as well as giving you the option of a 'custom design' service, where you provide the design and we'll put it on a t-shirt for you.

When?!

All our items are made to order for that 'personal' touch, hand painted not screen printed or transfers, mainly to keep costs down for you our faithful stalkers, i mean most cherished clients, so no hot washing, just 30/40 degrees max please & no ironing on the print, we cannot be held responsible for your drunken washing & ironing mistakes (or those of your mother, father, grandmother, grandfather, maid, butler, any other siblings, friends or random outsiders). Orders normally take between 5 - 10 days to complete, but the bigger & more complicated a design, the longer it'll take to get to you (between 10 - 21 days).

Where?!

We're based somewhere in the darkest depths of London, but ship internationally, in fact, we’ll ship just about anywhere, however transport costs to the moon are a little pricy, so you may want to purchase it while on earth first!! Just drop us an email for international shipping costs & any other queries you may have with regards to fit, time scales, designs, etc. Just no deep questions please, we only have a limited amount of brain power available & we try to use that all on the design/creation process.

FAQs

SIZE INFO:

COLOUR OPTIONS:

All tees on the site are available in black or white, the only exceptions being the hoodies, which for guys are available in black & grey, the girls in black or pink.

Other colours are available for all our garments bar the long sleeve tops & boner pants for guys & girls, which are only available in black or white, please see the colour chart below, these colours are subject availability, so please contact us for further information.

HOW TO PLACE AN ORDER:

You can place an order online via our website, all our t-shirts come with a paypal add to cart button below, all you have to do is select the style & colour of top you require & enter the size you´d like the design to come in & click the add to cart button.

All orders then go through a secure paypal payment process, in which you can pay using you paypal account or if you do not have a paypal account you can choose to pay without signing in & pay using your credit card.

You can also email us you order, especially if you are looking to purchase a custom design t-shirt & we will create a paypal invoice & send it to you for payment.

No order will be made\shipped until full payment has been received.

Due to minor problems we have experienced with some customers purchasing using paypal in South Africa, we have a bank account set up in which to take direct deposits/transfers, so if you encounter any problems, please let us know & we can supply you with our SA bank details for payment.

PAYMENTS ACCEPTED:

paypal accepts most major credit cards & transfers from banks associated with your paypal account, if yu have one. We also accept direct deposits\transfers from South Africa to our South Africa bank account. We do not however accept such transfers into our UK account.

SHIPPING COSTS:

For shipping costs worldwide - please contact us with you order details & we´ll send you the postage estimate

DELIVERY METHODS:

Royal Mail 1st class delivery to the UK

Airmail small packets delivery to the European Union & Worldwide

Special delivery & Registered Post available for all destinations, please contact us with your order details & we´ll send you the postage estimate

DELIVERY TIMES FOR ORDERS:

small orders normally take 5 - 10 days to complete, but take note, larger orders or more complicated designs tend to take longer to get to you (between 10 – 21 days generally)

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO:

we ship worldwide :)

RETURNS FOR UNSUITABLE OR DAMAGED ITEMS:

Unsuitable items must be returned in the same condition & packaging it was received in within 7 days of receiving the item (14 days of placing the order), a refund will be given for the item only, postage is non refundable

Damaged items must be returned in the same packaging it was received within 7 days of receiving the order (14 days of placing the order), an exchange will be offered, free of charge, otherwise a refund for the item only will be issued, postage is non refundable.

CANCELLATIONS:

Any orders placed can be cancelled within 24 hours of placing the order for a full refund, after which only the cost of the item will be refunded.

CAN I ORDER A CATALOGUE:

Yes, please send us your email address for a pdf version of the catalogue, which can be downloaded from our website, otherwise you can provide us with your postal address & we´ll send you a hard copy through the post

DO YOU HAVE A SHOP:

No we don´t, which is why our t-shirts are such great value

CAN I CONTACT YOU PERSONALLY:

Yes, please see our contact page for further details, all stalkers welcome, junk mail will not be tolerated & if they are persistant spammers, despite our warnings, will end up receiving equal amounts, if even more of junk right back at them, you know, because we’re nice like that ;)

HOW DO I GET MY BAND ENDORSED BY YOU:

Please go to our contact page & send us a message for further information, or check out our myspace blog for full details

SPECIAL OFFERS:

are applicable on all orders & you wll be notified if any of our special offers include free gifts via email, once you´ve placed your order.

TRADE ACCOUNTS:

We offer trade prices to stores wishing to sell our products but you’ll need to register with us first to receive a password to access the trade part of our site, the same minimum order rules will apply to all shops, orders will be sent once payment has been received. Sorry but we do not offer a sale or return policy.